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yayo99
12-14-2011, 03:22 AM
Ekans blows your mind every time you hear its name. Did you know that Ekans is Snake backwards? Of course you didn't, but once you discover it, it's like cracking the Da Vinci Code. In fact, I'm fairly certain that Ekans is part of some secret Holy conspiracy. It's just that great. Ekans is a puzzle within a conundrum within another puzzle, its name a portal into another world. How many other Pokemon have a name that shares genetic similarities with a Pink Floyd album? If that last sentence didn't make sense, you're not thinking about it hard enough. Or thinking about it too hard.

The very word Ekans is a restructuring of the way we view the world. You won't perceive reality in the same way once you come to accept the truth that Ekans is Snake backwards. In fact, some never come out of the other side intact, as the weak-minded become insane once they comprehend the secret behind Ekans' name. In Vietnam, soldiers would torture prisoners of war by spelling Ekans' name backwards, giving their enemies a glimpse of something so inconceivable that it shatters their frail psyches.

Ekans is Snake backwards? Who knew? How long was this happening, right under our very noses, before we stumbled blindly upon the truth like newborn babes attempting to understand the empty vastness of the universe? I am still on medication since first working out that Ekans is Snake backwards. I may never recover.
And that is amazing.

Umari
12-14-2011, 03:26 AM
You JUST figured out Ekans is snake backwards? :fp:

yayo99
12-14-2011, 03:47 AM
no a LONG time ago

charms :)
12-14-2011, 03:51 AM
oh yeah now say put muk backwards and figure out what he's actually made of

Umari
12-14-2011, 04:11 AM
That's mature -.- Made me chuckle though xD I've heard it before too xD

Velvet
12-14-2011, 06:08 AM
Sup /b/

yayo99
12-14-2011, 07:40 AM
and arbok is cobra but with a k

Porygon-XYZ
12-14-2011, 10:38 PM
Cool Story bro, copy and pasting off of that article. Also have known ekans is snake backwards for a long time. Everyone knows that the best pokemon ever is Stunfisk. Or Magikarp if you read this: http://gamerant.com/magikarp-best-pokemon-riley-14197/

yayo99
12-14-2011, 10:49 PM
when magikarp uses splash on LAND it makes water

ZoruaBoo
12-16-2011, 03:50 PM
You really only just figure it out?! Wow, I found out in the first two seconds of looking at Ekans, not exactly what you'd call 'stumbling blindly'....

TheHaloFanPokeDude
12-24-2011, 07:25 PM
when magikarp uses splash on LAND it makes water

OH DA*M

kakari
12-25-2011, 07:15 PM
rotom is motor back words :)

Pokemon Trainer Red
02-03-2013, 04:56 AM
Cinos is Sonic BACKWARDS XD

carcinoGeneticist
02-06-2013, 08:04 PM
Siht daerht sah on tniop

Is "This thread has no point" backwards!

Wowie!

TheManyFacesOfGlalie
02-09-2013, 03:42 AM
For the NFE Tier it is a decent enough Pokemon. There are better though. Munchlax is the best ever by far. Is he a bear? A dog? We don't know! All we know is that he's a heavy eater and that he has the lowest speed among all Pokemon. (Best Trick Room User)

Fletchinder
02-10-2013, 07:37 AM
I knew that it was Snake backwords the day I started pokemon <.< that was 5 years ago

faroegirl
02-10-2013, 07:59 AM
hehe ^^ I didn't know until some few years ago and I have played Pokémon sins it came to Denmark ^^

Fazbear_Ent.©
02-10-2013, 08:46 AM
Arbok is Cobra backwards too, just substituting the C with a K.

But yea, I knew that 16 years ago lol

blaziking
02-11-2013, 12:08 PM
Lol that first post was hilarious, kinda like the the Weedle religion.