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ZoruaBoo
11-06-2011, 06:39 PM
I'm making more threads! Ha ha haaaa! *evil laugh*

So this one is about funny sayings, I have decided to make a list of my favourite sayings, feel free to post some funny sayings of your own! I'd like to hear them!

~Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

~You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

~You can't have everything....where would you put it?

~Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

~A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

~I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

~I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.

~I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Hope you enjoyed them, please post some of your own!