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    mario rap

    Goomba: Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy?
    Koopa: Him? You mean?
    Goomba: Yea, the one with the mushrooms
    Koopa: Yea!
    Goomba: You know, the one jumping around in the forest
    Koopa: Yea, yea, I know him, I know him
    Goomba: Yes? Okay, hey check it out!

    Super Mario RPG
    It is the only one just for me
    When I play the game, I get lost in a phase
    Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze

    Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
    Bowser: Gimme Mario!
    Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
    Bowser: Gimme Mallow!
    Mario: Gimme See Ya!
    Bowser: Gimme Geno!
    Mario: Gimme Cookies!

    Magikoopa: Of course, we will get you that Mario

    Bowser: We need to mute that stupid voice
    Mario: I need to get those damn frog coins

    There are many secrets in this game!
    Many of which drive some peeps insane!
    Why we try to cheat in a really good game?
    Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

    Exiting the forest is super simple:
    All you do is follow these path turns
    For the rest of your gaming life

    Speaker: Gimme Star Eye, gimme Cookies, gimme See Ya,
    gimme Great Guy's Casino gimme everything i need

    Mario: Wait, wait, wait, who are you?

    Exor: Hahahahaha.

    Exor's Verse:
    My name is Exor, I'm the rappers angel
    Travelling Blade with the Axem Rangers
    Why should lamers like Mario with his Party of
    A bunch of retarded Joes
    Fix a Star Road, I don't think so
    (Geno: Geno Whirl!) I don't blink slow (Geno: Let's do this!)
    Cause every time I drive and rhyme a rhyme I
    damage my right eye more than nine times ninety nine

    Mario's Verse:
    Lately's been a boredom and lack of interest
    Little cats call us (blank) and incestous
    Italian guy, gotta buy some time to blast right past
    Rescue the captive princesses
    Koopas and Gombas, them I just laugh at
    I'ma hit "A" to raise the level of attacks
    Don't fight the poverty, but hey! Kids that are lonely can
    drop it and play my game to get their bodies to act glad

    Dialogue 1:
    Speaker: Gimme
    Croco: My name is Croco
    Speaker: Gimme, gimme
    Croco: Wallet
    Speaker: Gimme
    Croco: Wallet
    Speaker: Gimme, gimme
    Croco: In the end of the game
    Speaker: Gimme
    Croco: Items
    Speaker: Gimme, gimme
    Croco: Something rare

    Dialogue 2:
    Great Guy: Oh, hello!
    Mario: Oh, it's a little creepy up here
    Great Guy: Yea, it is
    Mario: I'm a little low on hit points
    Great Guy: Okay?
    Mario: You have any refreshments?
    Great Guy: Yea, you can take this mushroom
    Mario: BUT IT'S ROTTEN!!

    Princess Toadstools Verse:
    I am just a princess, please help me!
    Booster is scary.
    I've heard rumours he's taking me to Marrymore
    but I don't wanna marry more I wanna marry Mario

    Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
    Bowser: Gimme Mario!
    Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
    Bowser: Gimme Mallow!
    Mario: Gimme SeeYa!
    Bowser: Gimme Geno!

    Princess Toadstool: Gimme my frying pan and parasol

    There are many secrets in this game!
    Many of which drive some peeps insane!
    Why we try to cheat in a really good game?
    Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

    Exiting the forest is super simple:
    All you do is follow these path turns
    For the rest of your gaming life.
    Last edited by truffledude12; 08-29-2012 at 10:34 PM.

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    LOL Nice. Pretty sweet :3
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