Hey Guys,
I'm sure I'm not the only person on here who loves other video games besides Pokemon. There are a bunch of other games out there and I'm sure I'm not the only person who has ever had an in-game crush on one or many of the characters while playing a game, as crazy and delusional as that sounds!
I'm writing my top ten list of hottest video game guys and I'll follow that with another post of the hottest girls.
Feel free to post underneath you're in-game crushes, seeing as I haven't played every game in the world, it's very likely there are hundreds that I don't know and so haven't put in my list.
Male Bachelor 10 - Kyle Hyde : Hotel Dusk
It's heartwrenching to have to place Kyle at number 10 of this list. For any of you who have ever played Hotel Dusk, as a girl, I'm sure you would have at least felt some love for this guy. He's your typical ex-cop detective type who hasn't lost the skill to be a cop, and you pretty much follow him around for the whole game while he figures out everyone's secrets and pulls out all those skeletons in their closets.
With his sharp suit and cute hair he is definatley a good contender for one of the hottest guys. Sure he's not the most macho guy I could pull out but he sure has some undeniable charm going for him. He deffinatley deserves a spot somewhere on this list.
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Male Bachelor 9 - Ryu/Ken : Street Fighter
Okay so I'm not a huge street fighter player, seeing as those fighting games quickly bore me and really make me angry when I lose! But one plus about playing this game was getting to see Ryu and Ken. Ryu, for me, is the big winner, but seeing as Ken is sort of his friendly counterpart, I decided to put him in for the one's who'd fancy him more. This may be besides the point, but hello, has anyone seen those muscles? They're so enticing! One of the things I love about video games is they way they can contort reality and make it seem possible, even though I don't think it is.
Can someone really have that much beef on their arms and still move that fast while punching out balls of blue and orange fire? I don't think so. And yeah, sometimes they do look extremely intimidating, but that's actually quite fanciful for me... that's if you like.. you know.. dark looking guys.. who looked as though they'd punch you right in the face if you looked at them the wrong way.
And yep that's me.
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Male Bachelor 8 - Johnny Gat - Saints Row 1,2,3
So I know right now a lot of you will probably go and throw up in your hats, because this guy can quickly become someone to hate. But this is my post and thankfully, I'm the one who gets to pick!
I picked Johnny, not out of looks, but out of personality. I won't hesitate to say that in the first and second games Johnny was BUTT ugly. I mean, he looked like a hardcore macho Jackie Chan or something with even uglier hair. But without fail Johnny always made me laugh, and sometimes it's the jokes and funny things they say that can get to a girls heart! Sure he had this sarcastic, rude way of making jokes, but he always had a quick wit and something entertaining to say. Others may feel the differently but for me I quickly warmed up to this guy.
The thing that annoys the hell out of me is that the creators made him so distateful looking during the first two games, and then when the third game came out his character layover had completely changed. Instead of some fool with a two toned hair cut he became a sharp, dangerous, handsome guy with the same laughable charm he had before..
And then they decide to kill him off right at the start of the game! Well, I'm just saying, but if they don't magically bring him back in the next game, that's the end of my consumer purchases Saints Row.
Yup, I like this character so much that if they don't bring him back I'm refusing to play, so clearly, Johnny deserves this spot!
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Male Bachelor 7 - Pheonix Wright : Ace Attorney Series, Apollo Justice, Miles Edgeworth A/A
There was no way I could leave dear Pheonix out of this list. He is the cute, caring, dedicated and funny protagonist from most games that make up the Ace Attorney Series. His name is daring and his look is sharp. Throughout the game you'll follow him in his desire to be one of the best lawyers. If you play through the whole series you'll get to play as a new intern lawyer Apollo who Pheonix takes under his wing and you'll also play as Miles Edgeworth, who was his biggest rival but turns out to be one of his best mates. In playing all these people you get to see Pheonix's whole story and you'll see all of his sides. He seems to be an all rounded guy, but what did it for me is the part where you see him in college before he became a lawyer, and he ends up getting framed by his then girlfriend, who is a downright tramp! Pheonix even goes so far as to wear a pink and red jumper with a big fat loveheart on it, so that he could show his love for that girl. He's a total sweetheart and it's funny to watch him fail cases and win cases.
Overall he's a great character, winning cases in ways that are just stupid and unrealistic. As someone who played the series addictively, it is almost a duty for me to put him on here. I just find him adorable.
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Male Bachelor 6 - Klavier Gavin : Apollo Justice
This guy comes from the same games as Pheonix Wright, but I put him in mainly because there's a limited amount of blonde haired in-game characters that I've found attractive! You just need to take a look at him to find his charm, for the benefit of you I'll add in a little picture. With that tanned skin and long blonde hair and smoky eyes! I'm kind of in gaming heaven! Oh and did I mention he's a prosector? So that would be, the hot and rich Klavier Gavin, the exotic wonder. I can't figure out if he's meant to be completely good or bad in this game, but I'm going to lean on him being mostly a good character, he seems a little shady when you play the game, but who knows? He's still good to look at.
Oh yeah he also speak with a sexy german accent so, here's to Klavier being doubly exotic.
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Male Bachelor 5 - Spider Man : Spider Man Games!
Okay so SpiderMan is more a comic book- movie character rather than a gaming character, but no one can deny how adorbaly cute and nerdy this character is. In the games you don't really get to see much about Peter Parker, and you play simply as Spider Man defeating the bad guys. But we all know how the story goes.
Cute dorky Peter Parker (who's actually a complete hunk, rather it be Toby Maguire or Andrew Garfeild) get's picked on at school, day after day, for being a dork until he ends up at a lab and gets bitten by some super spider, which in turn gives him some awesome spider-like abilities.
Now I have always had a thing for a superhero that can fly, and seeing as Superman isn't really as much a gaming persona as Spider Man is, well, swinging through the city on steel strength webs of string seems pretty darn good to me. Plus he's lithe, small and can dominate enemies that are at least fifty times his size. So if that isn't sexy enough for you, then I don't know what is.
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Male Bachelor 4 - Alistair : Dragon Age 1 Origins
Okay so Alistair is a complete sap, and probably one of the most girly characters in the game. He seems like a guy who would be scared of spiders and bats and hate seeing the splatter of blood, which kind of contradicts the fact that he's the hidden King Of Fereldon and is a high ranked Grey Warden, a Grey Warden being like a warrior who searches out magic folk and captures them with the intent to put them in aristocratic prisons so that they can't do any damage to the outside world. Despite his soft side, he really is a sweetheart, who has never really been with a women or really had a girlfriend, and is super shy! This was always fun for me playing the game, as you have a barrage full of options to flirt and joke with the guys and girls in the game, and seeing his reaction to my advances was always funny, and just made him seem more adorable. He's an exception to my, no blondes thing, and I actually find him openly handsome.
While playing the game I managed to swoon him enough to convince him to admit that he was inlove with me, which was all good and dandy despite the fact that I had already convinced Zevran and Lilliana to fall in love with me as well. That's right, Lilliana has a bit of a thing for woman apparently, and doesn't mind a bit of girl on girl contact. Due to his jealousy, I ended up having to choose between them all, so I chose Alistair, only to get to the end of the game and realise that to slay the huge monstrous dragon, one of us would have to sacrifice our lives in order to kill it. For some reason, that was a duty of a Grey Warden, and so being the martyr that I am I bravely told Alistair that I wanted to be the one to kill the dragon so that he could be king.
But stupid Alistair shuts me down and goes and jumps into the Dragon's fiery pit's, declaring his love for me, and leaving all alone and with no one to love! This, my friends, is why Alistair get's a place on my list. He may be a complete dag and a sap, and even left me alone ( good thing I had cute Zevran to keep me company in the royal castle afterwards) with no one to love, I completely adore his act of bravery and duty.
You should all play this game, because it's pretty fun, and get a chance to check out Alistair before he throws himself to wolves over you again, girls!
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